Thank you for visiting us! We are a small Eastern European nation with a lot to offer!
In fact, it is often said that when a foreigner discovers our little country is the best-kept secret on this side of the Iron Curtain, he will never want to leave!
Tourism / Relocation Information
- Soyuzialandistan offers residency in our new (post-1960s) apartment blocks to scientists willing to move here!
- If you speak Russian, you will fit in just fine!
- While our passport may not be recognized internationally, we can guarantee free travel within our closest ally, the Russian Federation. We also have great public transport with many options: mule, horse, dirt roads, paved roads, etc!
- Additionally, we are a lovely place to visit! Whether you want to experience our luxurious ski resorts, our famous Putin Golf Course and national sport of horseback mountain golf, buy a hand-woven rug which glows due to naturally occurring processes, or enjoy our acclaimed national restaurant, Mackovskiy's - you can do that all here.
- Converting your dollars or main currency to Soyuzian Rubles should be a breeze, and it will go a long way! Then enjoy yourself! Come visit Parliament and see our famed basement Congressional nightclub, and rent a mule cart to experience the good weather and seaside villages of the South. Just avoid the radioactive bog creature containment zone and you will have an amazing time!
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Frequently Asked Questions
Are you a dictatorship? No! The dictator allegations are completely false. We are a very free nation with great respect for all of our citizens, united under communism.